After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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