Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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