Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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