What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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