all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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