We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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