It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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