Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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