This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Did I show you my penis last night?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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