dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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