Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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