im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Redeem this text for a blowjob
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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