im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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