dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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