Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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