The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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