i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.