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(703): View more from Virginia

I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?

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(206): View more from Washington

We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum

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(714): View more from California

20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"

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(720): View more from Colorado

What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to

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(480): View more from Arizona

So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."

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(775): View more from Nevada

It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.

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(559): View more from California

I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'll just say I told you so at your funeral

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