I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night