did you get engaged???
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
She announced her abortion via fbk
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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