Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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