i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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