Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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