my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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