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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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