she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Randomize
