her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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