she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
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