i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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