Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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