yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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