CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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