Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
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PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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