You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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