I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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