it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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