He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Come back. Shots need mouths.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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