Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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