walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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