BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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