White coat. Heels.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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