They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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