Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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