it hurts more in the daytime
bring money and cleavage
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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