I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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