my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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