I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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