You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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