stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
