come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
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Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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