dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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