If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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