haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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