Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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