If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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