I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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