he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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