She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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