why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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