how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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