dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i came on her dog
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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