she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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